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Volodymyr Bilyk



Home Improvement: the lettrist rhetoric of Tim Allen


1.
Huh!
ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah!
U-huh?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Ah!
Uh!
Oh-oh!
Hm.
Yay! Yay!
Ohh! Ohh!
Oh-oh-ohh! Oh-oh-ohh!
Uhh-hhh?
Uhh-hhh?
Ohh!
Wow!
Hmm.

Huuuh!
No, no, no, no. Hoh! Oh.
Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Uh!

***
2.
Uh-uh-uh.
Uh-uh.

Urgh! Uh-uh-urgh-urgh!

Awww. Aw.
Uh-huh.
A-ha.
Ahhhh!
Ah. Uh. Ah. Ah. Uh. Ah. Ah.

Uh-oh.
Ha-ha.
No. No. ... er...

A-ha. A-ha. A-ha.
Uhh!
Uhh!Uhh!
Awww.
Hm-hmm, hm-hmm, hm-hmm.

Arh-arh-arh-arh-arh!
Hmm.
Uhh?um, oh?
No.
Ow! Ow! Ah!

***
3.
Ohh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh!

Ohh!
No, no, no, no,
Uh,
-ah,
Uh-huh.

Me too!
No, it's not.
Ahhhhhhhhh!

Noooooooooo!
Oh, um, uh, uff-uff-uff-uff!
Uh, a, uh, uh,
Ohh-ohh!

No, no, no, no.
Nah
Hmm-mm, hmm-mm.
Hum, Ho!
Ohh!Hmm. Huh? Hmm-mm.
Hmm-mm. Oh,
Um,
Uh,
Oh! Oh.
Hm-mm.
No, no. Hm. Hm-mm.
Oh, Oh, Oh, no, no. No, no.

Ahhhhhh!
Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Oh, oh, no, Oh, Uh-huh.
Oh Yu-toi-hu-hu.
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Ohh-ahh!

***
4.
Wow!
Uhh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Oh, Ahhhhhhhhh!
Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, so, uh, blah-blah-blah-blah
Ha, ha, ha!
So, huh?
Phew. Uh-ih. Noooooo!
Oh
Uhhuhhh! Uhh!
hu-huh

Awww! Boo! Boo!
Go! Go! Go!

Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

***
5.
Ohh!Ohh!Ohh!

13, 14. 15.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha.
Ohhh! Ahhh!
Shhh!
Ahhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ha-ha.

Hmm-hm-hm.
No-no-no.
Ohh! Ooo!
uh, huh.
Hah, Hmm. No.

Oh, ooh, ooh, U-huh.
Uhh-uhh-uhh. Uh-uhh-uhh-uhh! Uh-uh.
Hah-hah-hah-hah!
Huh!
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!
Uhh!
Uhh-uhh!
Uhh-uhh-uhh!
Huh-huh-huh!Huh-huh-huh! Huh-huh-huh! Uhh?
Pizza! Ahhh!
Huh-huh-huh-huh!

Oh, Hah-hah-hah. Ooo.
U-huh. O.K.
A-ha, a-ha, oh.
Me? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Ohh-ohh! Ohhhh!
Huh-huh.
Huh! Huh!
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Hah-hah-hah! Ahhh. Ha-ha-ha.
Ooo.

Bubbles! Huh!

***
6.
Aw
But
No
Oh.

Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo.
Ooo, ah, ah, ooo, ah, ah, ah, ah, ooo!
-oh-oh-oh!
Uh-ee?

wow! aw wow!


pffff! A-E-I-O-U. Ah-ah-ah.
Hmm. Urgh! Uhhh!
Really... Really...
No, no, no. Ahhhh! Hm. Ah-ha!
Ahhhhhhh!Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
Shh-shh-shh.

No, no, no, no, so
No, no, no, no, Uhh?
ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh! Ho-ho-ho.

Uh? Ye-heh. Nah. Ah-ah-ah. Ah!

***
7.
Oh, oh, oh
Hup! Hup! kiss, mmm-mmm-mmm.
Mmm.
Oh!
Huh-huh-huh!
um Oh! Ginger.
drooling drooling drooling drooling drooling drooling
Nothing. Uh-oh!
Hi-ho. Hi-ar-ar- Eh-eh-uh!
— no, no, no, no, no.

So?

Whoo! Oh-oh-oh!
Arr! Arr!Arr-arr-arr!
So? So. Uh-uh-uh!
Ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah!
Uh? oh, um,

Why?

***
8.
Stop.
Oh, what?
Hm-hmm. Hm-hmm.
Huh, Re-be-gee. Re-noo.

Nothing (backwards)

Arh-arh-arh-arh-arh-arh!
Harh-harh. Mooooo!
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Aww! Oh-haw-haw.
Aaaaaaaaah!

Oh, hoh, hoh.
Ehh.
Oh no, no, no, no, no,
Eh, Ahh. Ehh.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Hi ho, hi
Mmmm-hmmm-hmmm. Uh?

Ahh... Shhh... Ohh...Ohh...Oh. Ohh...
Flush.

Beep. Cut
Beep. Cut
Beep. Cut
Beep. Cut

***
9.
O.K., O.K., O.K.
Shh!
Nothing!

Heh-heh-heh. Oh, Uh?
Vrm-vrm-vrm-vrm. Arr-arr-arr-arr! Arr-arr-arr! Phew!
Ohhhhh! Ogh!

Am not.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too.
Enough!
(Whistle.) huh? Woof! Woof!

Hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm. Ah!
Ohh-uh-huh-huh. Ugh.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.

***
10.
Oh, too.
Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.

Ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho- -ho-ho!
Ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

(Cough)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh. Garbled, Garbled
Hmm-hm, hmm-hm, hmm-hm.
Oh! Uh-oh. Ow! Uh?
Wow. Bing - Bang - Boom
Ah, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Oh,
Mmm, but if
OH!
No.
Oh!
...uh.

***
11.
Go go go go go go go! No!

No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
No. No.
No.
No! Never.

Um, eh, uh, huh, oh!
M-m, hm-m hm-m hm-m hm-m hm-mmm-mm.
Oh! Uh-huh. O.K. Oh. Oh no. Oh no.
Huh?

It is so It
Is so
Is It
So
Is?
It is is is
It is is It
It is is is is is
It is
Is it?
IS It! it is
Is It
Is
It
Is
It
It is
It
It is is
It it
is is
IT!





Volodymyr Bilyk is a writer, translator from Ukraine. His works include: visual poems in the series This is Visual Poetry (2013), CIMESA (2013), Casio's Pay-Off Peyote (2013), SCOBES (2013), THINGS (2014), Laugh Poems (2014), Vispo Ay Ai Ay (2014), To When Tea Ties Hence to Wank It Too and Eminent Means of Basil Dado Hem-Welt in The Chapbook 5(2015), Heartbeat, Footclick, Machine Gun Vocalizes (2016), Roadrage (2016) and screenplays for the films "Midget-Stripper" (2012-2013), "The Trial of Beilis"(2013-2015), "Escapee" (2014), "Joan the Battalioner" (2014), "Waking" (2015), and "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago" (2015-2016).

His works were exhibited on Bright Stupid Confetti Asemic Show, Yoko Ono Fan Club, Venti Leggeri in Bologna, The Spiral Asemic Show in Malta; EL MARTELL SENSE MESTRE in Barcelona, The Future is Here Again: VISUAL LANGUAGE in New York, 1st International Literary Fair of Mato Grosso (2015), World Association of Visual and Experimental Artists in Valjevo and OVERCONSUMPTION in Ternopil.

He is a contributing editor of Utsanga.it.
 
 
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